News: Rapper, Business Man, a now movie/video game star 50 Cent has just found his long lost twin sister 35 Cents. It was reported long time ago that 35 Cent had ran away from home as a teen to persue a career as an adult internet dancer. But upon 50's success she has gotten up off the pole and returned to the side of her long lost brother. She will join G-Unit and release an album called "Get Bent or Live Buying."
(Laugh bitches it's a joke)